Mark Lester
Ziggy
Lionel Jeffries
Grandpa
Susan George
Pippa
Tony Bonner
Tom Jones
Jeremy Kemp
Inspector Galleria
Peter Vaughan
Paul Grazzini
Peter Bowles
Victor Grazzini
Betty Marsden
Madame Robiac
Joseph Fürst
Local Police Sergeant
David Lodge
Local Policeman
Anthony Stamboulieh
Police Lt Tacharie
Robert Russell
Headquarters Policeman
John Allison
Boutique Boy
Maxine Kalli
Ann-Marie
Jonathan Burn
Waiter
Jeremy Young
Monk
Tommy Eytle
Visiting President
Christopher Robbie
Policeman