Jack Lemmon
Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau
Oscar Madison
Richard Riehle
Detective
Jonathan Silverman
Brucey Madison
Lisa Waltz
Hannah Unger
Mary Beth Peil
Felice
Christine Baranski
Thelma
Jean Smart
Holly
Rex Linn
JayJay
Jay O. Sanders
Leroy
Barnard Hughes
Beaumont
Ellen Geer
Frances Unger Melnick
Doris Belack
Blanche Madison Povitch
Mary Fogarty
Flossie
Alice Ghostley
Esther
Peggy Miley
Millie
Rebecca Schull
Wanda
Florence Stanley
Hattie
Estelle Harris
Flirting Woman
Joaquín Martínez
Truck Driver
Amy Yasbeck
Stewardess
Francesca P. Roberts
Passenger
Amy Parrish
Computer Girl
Liz Torres
Maria
Myles Jeffrey
Little Boy
Carmen Mormino
California State Trooper
Chuck Montgomery
Earl Boen
Fred
Ron Harper
Jack
Edmund L. Shaff
Ralph
Daisy Velez
Conchita
Beecey Carlson
Waitress
Terry L. Rose
Bartender
Alfred Dennis
Morton
Armando Ortega
Detective #2
Peter Renaday
Justice of the Peace
David Jean Thomas
Bus Driver
Daniel Zacapa
Lead Cop
Cliff Bemis
Dance Partner
Frank Roman
Bellman
Lonnie McCullough
Roadblock Officer
Matt McKenzie
Pilot
Heath Hyche
Policeman
Irene Olga López
Cafe Waitress
Jerry Rector
Detective #3
Martin Grey
Immigration Officer
Michelle Matthow
Wedding Guest
Lou Cutell
Abe
Mark Thomas McGee
Wedding Bartender
Barry Thompson
Joanna Sanchez
Catherine Paolone
Laura Russo
Stewardess #2
Charlie Brewer
Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc
Darrell Britt
Ball Game Spectator (uncredited)
Beau Lotterman
Red Neck Bar Guy (uncredited)
L. Christian Mixon
Pool Player (uncredited)
Robert Werhan
Diner Patron (uncredited)