Jordan Peele
Rell Williams / Oil Dresden
Keegan-Michael Key
Clarence Goobril / Smoke Dresden
Tiffany Haddish
Hi-C
Method Man
Cheddar
Darrell Britt-Gibson
Trunk
Jason Mitchell
Bud
Jamar Malachi Neighbors
Stitches
Luis Guzmán
Bacon
Will Forte
Hulka
Nia Long
Hannah
Rob Huebel
Spencer
Madison Wolfe
Alexis
Jordyn A. Davis
Belle
James Yeargain
Donnie
Brittany Seymour
Rachel
Richard Holden
Detective Mank
Nadiyah Skyy Taylor
Galaxy
Susan McBrien
Hulka's Mom
Jenny Ballard
Officer Jonah
Ian Casselberry
King Diaz
Neil Wells
Prison Guard
David A. Cole
Cop #1
Reginal Varice
Cop #2
Nicholas Hayner
Guard #2
Keanu Reeves
Keanu (voice)
Sue-Lynn Ansari
Dancer (uncredited)
Anna Faris
Herself (uncredited)
Gino Galento
Narco Guard (uncredited)
Maia Kavchak
Drug Girl (uncredited)